A Bloat of Hippos

Big Bellies, Bigger Charm

Welcome to the chunky league of the animal kingdom — the Bloated Hippos collection. A joyful herd of round-bellied beasts carved with pride, precision, and a whole lot of personality. Whether they’re mid-stretch, mid-snack, or mid-siesta, these hippos wear their weight like a crown.

Each piece in this collection is sculpted from rich African hardwoods, capturing the soft rolls, sleepy eyes, and iconic oversized jaws that make the hippopotamus both feared and oddly adorable. Some grin, some snooze, some simply vibe — but all carry that unmistakable hippo energy: calm, confident, and utterly unbothered.

Their curves aren’t just aesthetic — they’re earned. These carvings represent abundance, contentment, and the simple joy of being exactly who you are (preferably while lounging in a mud bath).

Perfect for any space that needs a little humour, a little heart, and a whole lot of hippo.

Because life’s too short to count calories.